They’re going to be everywhere; parties, the workplace, the grocery store and eateries, especially fancy coffee establishments like Dunkies. They are Red Sox Nation and if you know what’s good for you, you won’t engage them.
Red Sox fans are like the short-armed T-rex invented by Steven Spielberg and Michael Crichton for entertainment purposes. If they can’t see you, they can’t 
chase your car. Don’t be a hero and Jeff Goldblum-it-up by waving flares in their direction to keep them away from Richard Attenborough’s grandkids. If you see a Red Sox fan, stay still and let them eat your grandkids. It’s better than having a conversation with one, especially after Boston’s most recent World Series win.
However, if you do ...
